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2014-08-12 - 2:14 a.m. True conversation: Clara, my cat: you are having a heart attack, sit down. Me: no, I just ate a really big sandwich n have to go to the bathroom now. Clara: well, u have to sit down for that... Me: ok fine, but u can't get on my lap cuz I am on the toilet. Clara: so? Me: fine. But now I have to wipe... Clara: omg I am dying, lemme outta here right now. Me: hang on, I have to wipe, flush, n wash my hands. Clara: I am dying. & U are still having a heart attack, btw. Just fyi. Hurry up, lemme outta here. Me: I can't touch the doorknob til i wash my hands. Me: ok u can go out now. Clara: u need to sit down again so I can get on your lap n make your heart attack go away. Me: I am not sure that is how it works... But in any case, I feel better now. N yes, my cat talks. In my head, we talk to each other. Just deal with it. |