2014-08-23 - 1:42 a.m.
So, I play a lot more Hay Day now. I mean, not too much during work. But the thing is, I play my boyfriend's hay day now too. At first he was also playing n he got up to level thirty something, n "got bored" which could mean it got too hard and complicated, OR, he felt there was nothing else to accomplish, which is complete horse shit....becuz he never even got to the lobster level. So, I took over playing his hay day on his tablet. Really, I just use his farm as a production farm, but I made so much shit the past two days, that I levelled him up. Yeah, you're welcome. I make all kinds of stuff for MY farm. Cuz the ideal way to play hay day is to have a personal supplier of foods n crops n hardware, ASIDE from your own supply on your own farm.
But anyway...when I have both tablets out together, my boyfriend calls this "double fisting" hay day. He meant like the ppl who drink beers out of each hand. I thought he was being a huge pervert, I guess, cuz I thought he meant porn fisting. Like...oh, u know what I mean. So when he said, "are u double fisting hay day again?" I got offended n said omg! I am not doing that. Later, he realized I thought he meant porn fisting, cuz I made a joke n did the physical motion of pseudo fisting two crotches or anuses at the same time...n he was like, OMG, NO! Oh, so now I'M the perverted one, why would it mean the beer thing? I don't even drink beer. Well, I don't fist ppl either, but whatever.
